"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
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"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
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"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."
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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."
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"I wanted something I could still appreciate at fifty."
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"Ah, to be young again."
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In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy
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"Peter Pan isn't as young as he looks."
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"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."
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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
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"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."
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"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."
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Speedo Limit: 21 Years
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"But you're broken, now we need to bring in some young people."
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"Someday we'll look back on this time in our lives and think, Man, we were high."
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30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco
"I tried living in the past... but there was nothing there!"
Me at 22 vs. me at 29
Fountain of Youth
"No matter how old I get, he still calls me 'boy'."
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"You don't look a day over 30,000."
"How long has it been? Do you ever age?"
"How long has it been? Do you ever age?"