"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"
"This is my wife, Katerina, formerly of Bloomingdale's."
“Biggers, two more Luau Sizzlers for Annie and me and another Fog Cutter for Mrs. Grindstaff.”
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"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."
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"We do all our own parenting."
"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."
Our Yuppie Dad
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Pasta of the Eighties
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"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."
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"One thing we do share with you—we both live on capital accumulated by others."
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Rip Van Yuppie
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"That's Teddy Ackerman - sevensomething."
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
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"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."
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Can't handle sudden wealth. Help yourself.
"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."
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"Love ya, Al, but something big just came up, so let's undo lunch."
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Yuppie Street Gangs
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"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
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"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."
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"No, snub-chat. It deletes your messages before they're delivered."
"Have you ever done golf?"
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