"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
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"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."
"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."
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"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
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"Hold this a second."
"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
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Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid
"Oh, yes, sir, the zebra is fresh."
"You weren't supposed to see this."
"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."
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"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
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"Right. How could anyone look at a rotting zebra corpse and not believe there's a God?"
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"Could be worse, we could be that guy."
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"Have you notices how Ed has changed since he started going to law school?"