Playing Fetch
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god, heaven, gods, christian, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, extreme weather, bad weather, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, playing fetch, fetch, mythology, greek mythology, myths, god of lightning, zeus, thor, norse mythology, play, playing, perun, indra, hinduism, thunder, thunder storm, thunder storms, thunderstorm, thunderstorms, god of thunderZeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheating, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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roman empire, christian, christians, christianity, god, gods, greek, roman, greek god, greek gods, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, monotheism, monotheist, monotheists, zeus, mercury, athena, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, job cut, job cuts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporate downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off, goddess, goddesses, pagan, pagans, paganism, spread of christianity, corporate culture"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."
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leda, leda and the swan, clytemnestra, helen, castor, pollux, egg, eggs, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, husband, husbands, wife, wives, zeus, tyndareus of sparta, supportive husband, supportive husbands, egg, eggs"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, weather, weather man, weather-man, weatherman, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, greek, grecian, greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, tv, television, subvert, subversion, divert, diverted, diversion, channel, news, heaven, heavens"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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heart disease, zeus, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, god, gods, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, greek myth, greek mythology, statistics, hit by a bolt of lightning, stat, stats, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely events, heart attack, heart attacks, heart disease, aim, aims, aiming, bad aim, poor aim, mock, mocks, mocking, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, disrespectful, throw, throws, throwing, bad shot, bad shots"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."
"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"
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god, gods, goddess, goddesses, myth, myths, legend, legends, greek, roman, mythology, zeus, jupiter, olympian, olympians, mt. olympus, mount olympus, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, throwing, tossing, aim, aiming, bad aim, strike, strikes, striking, twice, weather, expression, expressions, old wives tale, old wives tales, wordplay, word playGod throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".
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religion, religious, god, gods, zeus, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, economy, economic, recession, recessions, stock market, stock markets, investor, investors, stock broker, stock brokers, trader, traders, book, books, bankruptcy, depression, business, businessmen, businessman, inflation, unemployment, deflation, economic downturn, insolvency, debt, debts, money, financesCornucopia of Bankers
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bank, banks, banker, bankers, investment banker, investment bankers, investor, investors, investing, cornucopia, cornucopias, horn of plenty, the horn of plenty, the economy, economics, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, cornu copiae, ancient greeks, greek mythology, zeus, finance, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, modern life"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
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religion, religious, greek, greece, roman, rome, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, legend, legends, heaven, mt. olympus, mount olympus, god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, lightning, death, dead, chocolate, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, candy bar, candy bars, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, health, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, new, trying out, innovation, innovations, innovative, creative"Might I sound a note of caution?"
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religion, religious, greek, greece, roman, rome, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, legend, legends, heaven, mt. olympus, mount olympus, god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, lightning, death, boomerang, boomerangs, wife, wives, husband, husbands, marriage, marriages, married life, advice, caution, warning, warnings, ricochet, return, returning, danger, dangerous, risky, bad idea, bad ideasY2K
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millennium bug, the millennium bug, the millennium, millennium, 2000, new millennium, the new millennium, y2k, computer, computers, computing, computer clock, computer clocks, computer-clock, computer-clocks, zeus, lightning, god of thunder, greek mythology, thunder storm, thunder storm, threat, threats, threatening, modern technology, modern technologiesThe gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
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zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, olympian, olympians, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, dare, dares, daring, challenge, challenges, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, bar, bartender, bartenders, bartending, dart, dart game, dart games, bar game, bar games, drinking game, drinking gamesAfter the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.
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new york, ny, urban, city, cities, constellation, constellations, star, stars, space, outer space, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, astrology, astrologist, astrologists, science, zeus, greek, greek god, greek gods, greek mythology, myth, myths, legend, legends, history, historical, heaven, heavens, death, dead, borough, boroughs, five boroughs, manhattan, brooklyn, queens, the bronx, staten island, map, maps, outline, outlines, new, modern, modern lifeZeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.
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zeus, greek god, greek gods, jupiter, roman god, roman gods, bolt, bolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, cigar, cuban, cubans, lighter, lighters"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."
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mars, god, gods, greek gods, greek god, roman god, roman gods, venus, zeus, myth, mythology, myths, roman myth, roman myths, ancient gods, pagan gods, pagans, paganism, mount olympus, mt. olympus, heaven, heavens, introduction, introductions, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, religion, religions, rome, roman, ancient gods, ancient god, aphrodite, ares"Hi, I'm Zeus, the man behind the myth."
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smalltalk, making conversation, conversation starter, conversation starters, chat-up lines, chat-up line, pick-up line, unbelievable pick-up lines, zeus, greek mythology, myths, legends, myth, legend, god, gods, greek gods, ancient greece, lies, lie, lying, self-aggrandizement, self-aggrandising, self-aggrandizing, boasting, boast, boastful, greetings, meetings