"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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"Did he have any known enemies?"
"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."
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"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"
"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."
"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"
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God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".
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Cornucopia of Bankers
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"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
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"I completely forget why we're making him do that."
"Might I sound a note of caution?"
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The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
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After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.
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Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.
"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."
"I feel like every time I turn into a swan there's this expectation of sex."
"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."
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"Hi, I'm Zeus, the man behind the myth."
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