"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"
"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."
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"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
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"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"
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"But, what I'd really like to do is direct."
"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
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"And how very surprising that the little mouse didn't get it all."
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"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."
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